Who invented the peanut butter smidgens? Probably Gertrude.  Seriously, the things are glorious. Especially the cow ones, which are close to my heart...<3 How do you eat the smidgen? I start at the back, and make even bites of peanut butter luciousness, while licking after each bite for maximum peanut butteriness. Then I save the head and laugh at how it looks nothing like a real cow's head and swallow it. How violent!! Ha-ha.
Thanks Mr.M! :D

Other news on the farm: we have new baby beefers left and right! So far, only one mama has died :( The baby we had to find, it took my dad and I a few hours to find it. Get this-a mama teaches its baby to lie perfectly still to look like it is dead. So of course when we finally found it, I thought it was dead. But my dad told me to put the halter around it's head, hold on, and see what happened. As soon as I put it on, it jumped up and started running away and blatting and kicking like crazy!! I was so shocked, I almost let go. So next time you see a baby cow/beefer lying perfectly still, looking dead, think twice. However, now that I'm thinking about it....will probably never happen unless you live on a farm. Ah well.

This will probably be my last time posting. Before Easter that is. We're going to a service tomorrow night, then we always go to my one grandma's house for lunch and another for dinner on Easter. By the time we're done, you can only imagine how full I'm feeling.

Peace, Praise the Lord, Hosanna, Cheers.....Carly

P.S. oops one more thing. Some incredibly hilarious little tid bits from my fun friend Natalia.
"I love you with all my butt. I'd love you with all my heart, but my butt's bigger"
a picture of a chicken saying "I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned" 

She didn't write these, but still. They're so funny, thanks N! her blog: Nisfornatalia.blogspot.com

This week, I made peanut butter chocolate cupcakes, had a mega sleepover, went to a Sight and Sound with friends, babysat my cousins with the lovely Casey M, and ate a ton of food on Sunday. Great recap, eh?

We have a new addition to our family!! No, my mother is not pregnant/having a baby in any way. We got twenty baby chicks! Goodness they're so cute and fluffy. My father names them "Chicken Wing, Chicken Pizza, Chicken Soup", etc...But I name them: Sleepy, Fluffy, Lazy, Feather Brain, etc. Feather Brain is probably my favorite. All the other chicks run away when someone puts their hand in the tub. But he just stands there like "uh, der. Whattya doin guys?" Seriously. I can practically hear him saying it.

Today is going to be lots of fun! My mom and I are going to her chiropractor appointment (not fun), then shopping (that's grocery shopping, not fun), going to see my BFFs the Leslie's (very fun), going to McDonald's (very fun and rare), going to see the movie Pastry Kings (Awesome), and going to a Pampered Chef party (Awesomeness). What a day!

Now, I really have to get my school done. Better post later...:D
Carl

A Big Pot of Randomness

HOW TO MACERATE STRAWBERRIES!
Ever wondered why recipes tell you to sprinkle sugar on fruit and then let it sit? This method is called macerating: Sugar molecules pull moisture out of the cut up fruit to produce a lovely natural syrup.

Ok now that I've shared that interesting little tid bit, I'll share some total randomness....

*So I originally had a brand new, hot-off-the-press blog post to share with ya'll. BUT, as i read over it again today I realized that no one passing by this blog would want to hear my recaps of the week or so. Instead I changed it completely. This last week has been....interesting. It's been extremely fun/exciting (which is why I haven't posted!) and also very, depressing? Yeah, that basically sums it up. 

*Last night was CLEAR, and so I made a "Jimmy Carter" dessert. It was pretty good, if I do say so myself. :D
I also got my two favorite magazines yesterday. My Rachel Ray magazine, and my Food Network magazine. There is so many awesome foods and ideas, and I love to spend time reading them. And I don't just read them. I experiment, make notes, and read only a few pages to savor it. Does that make any sense? Haha, I'm such a culi-nerd.

*I babysat on Monday, and I am next Saturday too. Rakin in the bucks....Ha, not really. I'm hopefully going to either make my own dang business or find a job locally. Can't wait!!!

Hope this post isn't too dull. I really try to make it interesting! But it seems kind of boring. Especially when I get no comments :( Ah well. Pictures coming later....

Peace, Carly

My Brain Has Left

Dear Brain,

                Why have you shut down? Did I do something to offend you? Please come back, I really could use your assistance.

                Love, Me

Tis true, he left me. Or she. Wait a second, brains don’t have genders! Or do they…?

ANYHOO, today I wrote an essay on Reality Television. As most of you know, I adore essays, especially when I’m writing them to practice for the SATs. Woah, that last sentence totally made me sound like a smart brainy kind of girl! This is a *LIE*. I am not “brainy” by any means, I just happen to enjoy writing. I do like to pride myself though, of being a straight B’s student with the occasional A thrown in. This said essay, actually came out pretty good after some research, and taught me a lot. Basically there are two sides. Either you love reality T.V. or you hate it. There is no middle. Except for me!! I mean, I hate most of the dumb things they put on T.V, especially reality T.V. But I am known to be a big fan of Survivor, The Amazing Race, Top Chef, and even The Apprentice. Am I a bad person? I shall answer this no. But why is my gut feeling so guilty….

                Tonight’s CLEAR is at the Johnson’s house for movie night. Hopefully I can go! There’s nothing else really to report here on the farm. Same old, same old. 

Next time on DairyQueenCarly: Popularity.

Peace! Carly
P.S. Another picture that cracked me up. :D Cheers!

Oh, blog. I have forsaken thee!! And my beloved followers/audience. Sorry guys! Here's some random stuff that came to me today....
1-I am so thankful for my friends!! Even when I am all alone at Care Groups, I still Love Them Lots!
2-Everything I do on this blog should glorify God!!
3-I am loving our Sunday School class right now. Everyone with me say "aye!"
4-VBS starts on my birthday this year. Yippee. I'm trying to have a good attitude about this, but it's hard. I've been looking forward to my birthday since...forever. I'm either going to have to have it the week before or week after. Humph.
5-I finally updated my pictures!! This computer is so dang fast. Here are some I've been meaning to show you.

Basically a recap of Girl's Night Out in one picture, haha.

Best. Sleepover. Ever.

This just cracks me up. Like is there really a blind hunter? Or do they just want you to stay off their land??

My dairy quiz bowl team. No Comment :/

Cabela's baby! Woot-Woot!

The Bus. Craziness.

The theme for snow camp. Awesome shirts, btw.

We played hard. I love Theresa's face here. "Woah his veins are a-poppin."

THAT'S IT FOR NOW!!!!
Peace! Carly

Ugh.

I'd don't really feel like posting right now. I have nothing to write about...it's called writer's block.

SHORTEST RECAP IN HISTORY
Sleepover. Penguins game. Clear. Cupcakes. Job. Fun. McAndrew. Madden. Parent's away. Fun. Contacts.

Yaaaay!!!

Thank Goodness It's Friday!

So, two big things happened yesterday. Well, make that three actually. Let's make a list, shall we? I like order...

1)We got a new computer!!! We've been planning and waiting for it forever, and it's here! A guy from our church, Tim, actually made it from various parts and came to set it all up for us. It looks so modern. So...thin. So sleek. I like it, can you tell?

2)Luke, dad, and I helped a cow give birth. Let me explain a little before I get into details. Luke is in a partnership with my grandfather in a red and white holstein cow named Delilah. So this heifer was having one of Luke's cow's embryos. Red cows are really hot in the market now because everyone wants to show them (I totally started this trend). A red heifer can start out being $1,000-$4,000 depending on the quality and pedigree of the calf. So you can imagine everyone's disappointment when this beautiful red heifer came out dead. I was more sad about it dieing then the actually money thing. But it was a blow for my brother.

3)My Uncle Kevin (my mother's sister's husband) went to the ER late last night, and my aunt didn't want to leave the kids. So I went over and spent the night just in case they had to do surgery or something and so she could be with him. It ended up being kidney stones, and he was in a lot of pain but he's feeling a lot better this morning. Ah, my cousins. Little angels they are...here's a picture.

This one's from October so it's a bit old, but it's the only one I have until I upload some more pictures.
Peace! Carly